TILTON, geoffrey dean

ash stymest; 22; straight; college (major: music production, minor: music theory); guitarist/frontman for the band "bettie mae"

5 things you need to know about geoffy-

• call him geoffy or geoff, but never geoffrey. he'll murder you.
  
• he's the father of twins, norma jean and james dean (2 1/2)
  
• yes, he is divorced and that woman is his ex-wife
  
• he's in a pretty well known local band called "bettie mae", named after the wonderful rockabilly queen bettie page
  
• he hates you

5 things you should know, but probably don't;

• he's allergic to gluten
  
• hates his parents. he left home at fifteen
  
• hates romance. she ruined that
  
• he's not actually divorced yet, she won't sign the papers
  
• didn't graduate from high school because he had to work, though he did get his GED

5 things geoffy fucking loves;

• his fucking kids. they mean more to him than anything
  
• his band. they're his only family besides his little ones
  
• getting tattooed. it's an amazing feeling
  
• music, but this one should be obvious. it's gotten him through many a dark time
  
• rockabilly/pin-up girls coz yum

5 things geoffy fucking hates;

• his ex-wife. that one should be self-explanatory
  
• people. also ones who try too hard to be liked
  
• liars. lying is for cowards
  
• being talked down to
  
• being yelled at. he doesn't respond well to that

Geoff was born in San Fransico to a woman who didn't really want him. So he was put up for adoption, and was quickly taken in by, you guessed it.. two fathers. Now, growing up with two homosexual men in San Fran, wasn't out of the ordinary. In fact, it was pretty normal. He wasn't teased or picked on while he was growing up. He loved his fathers, and a small part of him still does, but after his eleventh birthday and he started to show an interest in girls, well.. that's when it all changed.

They wanted him to be gay, which as some people might find, was odd. Statistically, same-sex parents are more understanding of the decisions their children make. But they weren't; they were an exception. After that, Geoff rebelled and he rebelled hard. At the age of fourteen he lost his virginity to a girl who was a few years older than he, and by a few years I mean more than five. And it changed him. He hung out with young adults, not prepubescent perverts like he should have been. Luckily the worst habit he obtained was smoking. Even though he was still a kid, he was relatively smart when it came to his carnal instincts. Wrap or don't tap it, right?

After a year or so of constant nagging and oppressive behavior, young Geoffy ran away. For a while he searched for his birth mother, and he eventually did find her. But she still didn't want him, and that came as a surprise to him. He was broken and alone, and there was no one there for him. The walls began to rise, and it was that day that he became a man.

Until he turned sixteen he was homeless. He couldn't stay in a shelter, he tried that. They called the police and tried to contact his parents, so of course he just ran. He ran as far as he could. He stuck in one town though, and as luck would have it, it was Newport Beach. Geoff got a job at a local record store, and worked there up until last year.

It was here that he met his wife, I mean.. ex-wife, nikolette. it was a cute story for the most part, cliche nonetheless. seventeen, playing a gig. And by gig, I mean drunkenly strumming away on his shit guitar in some guy's garage while she, nineteen at the time, stood there with her red solo cup, guzzling away. He loved it, and grew to love her.

He was twenty when he decided to propose, and obviously she accepted or else they wouldn't be getting a divorce. Together, they have twins, and Geoff fucking loves them more than anyone or anything. He may not have been the best husband, but he's a damn good father and he prides himself on it. Nikki knows it too, and for that fact she hasn't taken him to court for it, or finalized their divorce papers.

That's really all you need to know about him. Everything else is self explanatory